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Dear Coke Talk: On your weight.

dearcoketalk:

I’m a size 6. I’m not unhappy with my weight, but I’m not happy with it either. The problem is, I love to eat way too much. I have no self control. I’m not sure whether I should try to lose weight or not. It’s going to take a lot of will power and it’s going to be a challenge. And I’m not FAT,…

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"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—: ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’"

- Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (via daisy-jars)

(via laurrrr)

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It’s not looking good for the pumpkin.

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  • RedSparx: I'm gonna go back and do pilates. I used to be flexible. Now everything just hurts.
  • Swiper: I'm gonna go back and stop drinking like an alcoholic (spoken with bloody mary in hand)
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Canadian hangover cure? (Taken with instagram)

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imremembering:

Barbie and The Rockers
Remembered by Gwendolyne

Oh my gosh! I owned her! Her name was Dee-Dee and she was my favourite… Ken’s too.

imremembering:

Barbie and The Rockers

Remembered by Gwendolyne

Oh my gosh! I owned her! Her name was Dee-Dee and she was my favourite… Ken’s too.

Source: imremembering
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  • RedSparx: When is that little parasite detaching itself from you?
  • PixieRose: In 6 weeks! 14 Nov... and as much as I don't want to experience my vagina being ripped apart, I would like him out of my body very soon.
  • RedSparx: Why anyone has a natural birth these days is beyond my understanding. It's like having your appendix removed through your nostril without anaesthetic.
  • PixieRose: Well I got into the birth centre at the royal and their philosophy is natural drug free births. The private room and double beds suckered me in and now I'm shitting my pants...
  • RedSparx: When my time comes it'll be a c-section/tummy-tuck combo with heroin IV. Good luck to your vagina.
  • PixieRose: Haha. I can laugh... now.
  • RedSparx: I'll buy you a pack of Depends. Hope it's worth it. What if it comes out looking like a hairless possum?
  • PixieRose: I've had dreams where he comes out looking like a little alien and I still loved him. I've told people that if the 'delivery text' is sans photo... UGLY.
  • RedSparx: My mum used to say to people, when they commented on how cute I was, "Uck. I know she's not, but she's mine and I love her anyway." You can see where I inherited my diplomacy from.